if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
duckduckhawk replied to your post: duckduckhawk liked your post: Made it halfway to…
Hey, glad you had a safe trip.
Only halfway done bro, still have five hours to go in the morning. @-@
duckduckhawk liked your post: Made it halfway to Philly without dying, now to shower and relax.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, Clint.
amateurhocuspocus replied to your post: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO FOR MY PICTURE WITH CHRIS HEMSWORTHHHHHHH
DON’T FAINTFUCK YOU.
I AM A MATURE LADY!
I WILL FAINT AFTERWARDS.
CLIMB HIM
I am so short compared to him, that it is actually plausible :|
I plan on making the most horrendously unphotogenic ugly face I can manage.
I am sure it will take no effort on my part.
My sister is going to squeeze his bicep and my other friend had talked about asking for a piggyback ride, lol. idk if she was srs or not.
amateurhocuspocus replied to your post: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO FOR MY PICTURE WITH CHRIS HEMSWORTHHHHHHH
DON’T FAINT
FUCK YOU.
I AM A MATURE LADY!
I WILL FAINT AFTERWARDS.
“You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart.”
Canada (pt.1) →
“Also ‘Fuck Fury’? Awkward! Could you imagine the morning-after conversation? Do you think he sleeps in his eye-patch, because I reckon I would totally be okay-“
“Just get your ass up here, Wade.”